Write an impassioned appeal to the mayor of Provo that we need to implement one of these laws:
1. In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death.
2. In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
3. In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
4. In New York City, it’s illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a “corned beef sandwich” if it’s made with white bread and mayonnaise.
5. In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
6. In France, it is against the law to sell an “E.T” doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
7. In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday)
Title: Convincing Provo of [law here]
Word Count: Min 200
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Dear Mayor,
ReplyDeleteIt has come to my attention that there is no law penalizing those who jump off buildings. This is a serious issue. If we allow individuals to jump off of buildings willy nilly then the fabric of our entire society will be unravelled. In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death. I propose the implementation of this law in Provo. Please aquiesce to my request. Just imagine strolling through University Mall with your family when all of a sudden you see someone jump off of a building! How graphic of an experience to you want your children to witness. I'm begging you, do not allow people to jump off of buildings.
BR